Friday, October 26, 2012

Top Five Questions Dogs Are Asked.

Having owned a dog, and knowing many other dog owners, I've heard the same questions posed over and over to our canine friends, but never once have I actually heard them answer. Stubborn fucks.  So, I decided to try to get to the bottom of the mystery with Harold.


Here's the TOP FIVE QUESTIONS HUMANS ASK DOGS THAT HAVE YET TO BE ANSWERED.

5) Are you a sleepy puppy? (or, in some cultures, phrased as "Who's a sleepy puppy?") You look like a sleepy puppy.  Are you a sleepy puppy?


4) Would you like a tummy rub? Would you? Would you?



3)  Would you like a treat?




2) Why are you barking? What's going on?  What are you barking at?  Why are you barking?



1) Who's a good boy?


Thrity seconds of your life you'll never get back. 

Have a good weekend.  

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