Last week: Fairly intense pressure on the left side of my head/ear. Didn't feel like going to the doctor. Per usual, convinced I'll die, thinks that sounds like a shitty way to die.
Yesterday: Doctors says it's allergies, prescribes Flonase, probably won't die.
Last night: Flonase actually seems to work, pressure subsiding. I guess I can skip funeral arrangements and can reinstate the plan for the next few years of my life.
5 AM: Dizzy as fuck
5:03 AM: Oh, is peeing an adventure.
7 AM: Dizzy as fuck
7:01 AM: Sees Flonase's main side effect is Dizziness.
7:02 AM: Decide to skip the morning Flonase considering being dizzy is no fun and I somehow have to function at work.
7:55 AM: Somehow arrived at work without hitting anyone on the road.
8:05 AM: Accidentally walked into a wall.
8:10 AM Accidentally walked into a wall a little harder.
9:30 AM: Hey, I'm actually somewhat comfortable!
11:00 AM: Dizziness subsides.
12:00 PM: The pressure has returned.
12:01 PM: Brett realizes he can't win.
12:02 PM: But Brett is thankful it's not a tumor
12:03 PM: Brett remembers all he did was go to urgent care, perhaps it is a tumor after all
12:05 PM: Brett thinks its probably not a tumor
12:10 PM: Maybe it's a tumor.
ROFL!!
ReplyDeleteBut seriously glad your not dying. :)