To say I've been a little critical of AMC's hit show, "The Walking Dead," is like saying Grover Norquist is a little critical of taxes. In fact, you could compare me to one of those relentless zombies desperately trying to take a bite out of its success so that it, too, will die. PLEASE DIE!!! (I don't know why I keep watching this show, I don't really like it, but it's not the first crap show I couldn't turn away from). But I have to admit I enjoyed the big barn shootout/blood bath that closed the fall season. Until...that is I realized we just spent the last 6 episodes doing absolutely nothing. Seriously, nothing...except watch Glenn get laid. So, because I'm an asshole, I, of course, feel the need to engage in one of my more annoying habits...nitpicking!
Let's roll, shall we?
EIGHT THINGS I HATED ABOUT WALKING DEAD SEASON 2:
1) Sofia - Ahhh, Sofia, you elusive little bitch. I'd give a description of your character, except I really don't know the first thing about you. I do know that you somehow got lost, and we spent the last six million episodes trying to find you in the woods. Only to discover that you were a "walker" in Herschel's barn the entire time. Now, maybe it's because I'm a tard, but when you walked out of the barn, your big reveal (your emmy moment!), I had no clue who you were. Seriously, it took a good 30 seconds before I was like ... "who is ... oh wait, is that Sofia...wait is it? Will someone say her name already so I know?" But this shouldn't come as a shock, it took me a season and a half to learn the characters names in the first place.
Anyway...this leads us to...
2) Hey Herschel...you could have saved us some time if you told us you had a little girl in the barn.
Sure, technically Herschel had never met Sofia, But he knew the group was desperately searching for a young girl and, I dunno, maybe he (I actually thought Herschel's name was Horace for a good 3 eps) could have mentioned they just found a young walker and put her in the barn? Which makes Herschel a real dick.