Anyway, it got me thinking about how many popped popcorn kernels I eat in a year. The suggested serving size for my airpopper is a half cup full of kernels, which, according to the Google, is about 800 kernels per serving. That sounds about right. Some weeks I eat it everyday, some just once or twice or not at all, but I think it's safe to split the difference and say I eat popcorn 3.5 times a week.
800x3.5= 2,800 popcorn kernels a week.
2,800x52=145,600 popcorn kernels a year. I assume I did that math right? I can never tell because I'm that bad at it.
I guess that seems like a lot, but I wonder what kind of receptacle would that fill? A trash can? Half a trash can? A quarter of a ball pit at Chuck E Cheese? I often wonder if it's bad to eat this much popcorn, like it'll lead to some sort of popcorn cancer. What a thing to die from.
Regardless, I'm sorry that you'll never get the 2 minutes it took you to read this back.