|Ya know, with circus music on a loop.|
Back when I was a dog owner, I often wished the universe would give me just thirty seconds of complete clarity with the dog. That's it. Thirty seconds. It seems like the key to a great relationship is simple, and if clear ground rules could be set between the two of you within this thirty seconds, it would lead to a pretty harmonious understanding. I'd say, "It's simple really. Don't eat the furniture and don't shit in the house...."
...Then I guess I'd use the last twenty seconds to discuss politics or something.
Anyway, Happy Monday.