So, what are the TOP FIVE REASONS BEN AFFLECK SHOULD BE PRESIDENT? Let's go:
5) Foreign Policy? He's Already Saved The World.
In the Summer of 1998, the world faced a sudden crisis that threatened our entire existence. With only 18 days notice, NASA scientists discovered a Texas-sized asteroid on a collision course with Earth, and they didn't have a reasonable plan to destroy it. After a fragment of the large projectile entered the atmosphere, and destroyed the Chinese city of Shanghai, the American government called upon an unexpected bunch of heroes ripe for the challenge.
Obviously, they succeeded. And, miraculously, this was all caught on tape. What a campaign commercial this would make.
4) That Faccia
Considering his acting background, we know Ben can deliver a speech. We know he would shine in a debate format. But would he be a good negotiator with world leaders? Would he be able to get, for example, Vladimir Putin to see eye to eye with him? C'mon, look at him! Who's really gonna say "no" to him?
3) Apparently, He's Really Good At Poker
Here's a little fact about Ben Affleck: In 2004, he WON the California State Poker Championship. Won it! Where the hell does someone as busy as Ben find the time? Hello, multi-tasker! I'd like to think he's just a gifted son-of-a-bitch. Like one of those professional athletes that can also play classical piano. And I'm sitting here in my living trying to think of one thing I'm decent at. Anyway, poker players are keen at picking up on bullshit, and also doling it out. And what says politics more than someone who knows their way around bullshit?!
1) Things Like This Exist