Been a really busy few days, but wanted to, at least, get some sort of verbal vomit on the page..screen..whatever. Definitely some lists I want to create, and will so in the near future. But until then...
THE TOP FIVE THINGS CURRENTLY ON MY MIND
5) When you admit you're wrong, and then blame witchcraft for the reason why, you're not admitting you're wrong.
Jason Whitlock, a notorious, inflammatory sports writer, proclaimed Peyton Manning to be "toast" after watching him a few weeks ago, citing diminished arm strength. Well considering Peyton's MVP performance as of late, Whitlock has had a change of heart. (go to 6). Great! But... Apparently, Peyton's arm "magically" got stronger, and Whitlock is at a loss as to how it occurred. What magic waters did he dip his right arm in! Which of the Greek Gods lent him their strength! HOW COULD THIS BE! THE GREATEST MYSTERY EVAH! OR maybe you were just wrong, and it wasn't so shit in the first place. It's great that you can admit you're wrong (too many people don't), but playing the "nobody saw this coming" card still makes you a dick.
4) Speaking Of Dicks: Mitt Romney
Listen, Mitt Romney is not an idiot. He's a smart, calculating dick. Its been well documented that Romney flip-flops, but recently it's gotten out of hand. I don't know if he and his team read a bunch of polls and just adopt the popular opinion in preparation for debates, but his recent flip-flop on his Afghanistan plan was eye-opening. Even worse, when the President challenged him on the change of heart, he denied that he'd ever thought any differently, despite the plethora of speeches he gave claiming the contrary. When you're dealing with the lives of 60k+ soldiers, don't dick around for the sake of political gain, you dick. But, as I said, he's not dumb. He knows most casual debate watchers won't fact check him the next day. Anyone going to CNN, MSNBC, or FOXNEWS for post debate coverage is already planning to vote, and 99 percent of them have already decided who they'll cast their ballot for. Romney's lies are aimed at the idiotic undecided who don't know any better. The ones who will go back to playing circus music in their head for the next few weeks. He knows it, and he also knows it probably won't hurt him politically. In other words, he's a dick.
3) Bad Piggies
2) Donald Trump's YUUUUUGEEEEEE Announcement.
I wish this fucker would just choke on some of his money and die already. His rumored YUUUUUUGGEEEEE announcement that will sink Obama is that, apparently, Michelle and Barack, at one point in time, had decided they would divorce. OOOOHHHHH NOOOEEEESSSSS. Go fuck yourself you old, blowhard asshole. I'm gonna have to do a post on top 5 people I wish would die for the good of the country, the world, and society in general. He'd be on it for sure. What does it say about someone who has spent too much money and time with the sole purpose of sinking another person's career? It makes you a SUPREME asshole. And, in this case, probably a racist. Go die.
1) I don't have another thought.
I hope its a good day.